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Posted by Jeffrey Hauser
If Spam were the ham-want-a-be instead of junk e-mail, I could say you are what you eat. Thats because Spam is supposed to be a reflection of who you are, based on the websites you visit and the cookies that follow you home. I have the obligatory bulk mail folder that fills up faster than the New Orleans levies during Katrina. But, its a social phenomenon that deserves closer scrutiny. In the interest of scientific investigation and self-diagnosis, Ill share some recent e-mails and what it tells you about my pathetic life. Ill break it down by e-mail subject and what I think it means.
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Posted by Jeffrey Hauser
According to Websters Dictionary: ex-pert n 1. somebody with a great deal of knowledge about, or skill, training, or experience in, a particular field or activity.
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Posted by Theolonius McTavish
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005.
TWITS, TWERPS & TWIZZLE STICKS
-- Or, there's more to being dumb than you think! --
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Posted by Jan Michaels
Growing old does have one benefit ... experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can't resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but heres the list anyway.
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Posted by Jeffrey Hauser
I had been married for a year and we hadnt been able to afford a honeymoon. So
we saved for a year, picked a Montego Bay resort in Jamaica, off a travel brochure,
and prepared for a long week-end getaway over Presidents Day. We lived in New
Jersey at the time and hadnt traveled much. My wife was from a very small town in
West Virginia and never been in a hotel before.
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Posted by Garry Gamber
Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.
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Posted by Lee Goins
One of the best parts of a vacation is the positive outlook you derive from pleasant anticipation....
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Posted by Luke Haines
I broke a promise to myself that I never would, and joined a gym about six months ago. I made a schoolboy error right off the bat, in that I joined the same gym as a much-fitter friend of mine was already using, and went for a workout with him.
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